Hi, im amy, i no dis story isn't real but it is kinda funny and 10%/20% scary.OK! OK! so it dusn't really count if its not really scary but it was REALLY funny and i just had 2 send it!(By the way my uncle made dis story up! and megan is my cus. im callin her meg in dis story 4 short!

One beautiful, summers morning amy and meg were having a nice time at their nannys house when their parents came in.

"Were going on holiday together!" said 1 of the dads.

"Oh but we don't want to go!" complained amy and meg.

"OK!OK!tell u wot!" sed uncle derek "i'll look after amy and meg for the week u's all go!"

"Sounds like a plan!" sed meg

a couple of mins later amy needed the toilet but she was 2 scared to go alone. so uncle derek told meg 2 go up with her. after amy had went the toilet(upstairs) she saw an open cuboard.

"Hey look meg!" sed amy "Dat cuboards open! lets shut it!"

just as amy was about to shut the cuboard meg stopped her.

"Oh come on amy!" she sed "Lets see whats inside it first!"

"Well!" sed amy "OK! but only a very quik 1 and at de end we can shut it OK! "Alright then!" sed meg and opened the cuboard.

inside was uncle dereks head, and his guts and blood!(What cool storys my uncle pics up!)

"Uncle derek!" sed meg.

"Wait a min!" sed amy. "if thats uncle derek whos that man downstairs!?"

then they noticed that the uncle derek downstais was coming upstairs 2 them but thats not all they noticed. IT WAS REALLY A ZOMBIE IN A MASK!!!!!!!(WEIRD!!)

amy an meg ran into an empty room and put the bed infront of the door. they started making a line out of clothes to climb down the window. wen they were finished the zombie had already nearly knocked 1/2 the door down with a shoe.(Remember my uncle made this story up not me OK!) amy and meg thruw the rope outside the window.

"YOU GO FIRST!" shouted amy to meg

"OK!" sed meg and began to climb down. amy climbed down after her. BUT THE ZOMBIE GRABBED AMY ARM AS SHE WAS CLIMBING DOWN!!!!!!!!! as meg grabbed amys foot!!(You will never believe what my uncles came up with next!)

Then all of a sudden amy began 2 strech!!!!(Told u so! OH! OH! HERES THE OTHER FUNNY BIT!) then uncle dereks head started to role across the floor and into the room. it knocked the zombie out the window and it fell in to a deep hole in the front yard which amy and meg dug wen they were babys. they buiried it while it was knoked out.

the real uncle derek got fixed by repare men(REPARE MEN!?!?!?!) and that wen the story ends!

WEIRD!!!!!! WEIRD!!!!!! WEIRD!!!!!!