A burglar broke into a house one night. He shonehis flashlight around looking for valuables andwhen he picked up a CD player to place in his sacka strange voice echoed from the dark, saying: JESUS IS WATCHING YOU

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked hisflashlight out, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shookhis head, promised himself a holiday after the nextbig score, then clicked the light back on and begansearching for more valuables. Just as he pulled thestereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clearas a bell he heard, JESUS IS WATCHING YOU.

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in thecorner of the room, his flashlight beam came to reston a parrot.

Did you say that? he hissed at the parrot.

Yep the parrot confessed, then squawked, I'm justtrying to warn you!

The burglar relaxed........Warn me, huh? Who the heckare you?

Moses, replied the bird.

Moses! the burglar laughed. What kind of stupidpeople would name a parrot Moses?

The bird promptly replied Probably the same kind ofpeople who would name their Rottweiler Jesus...