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Dead Rabbit

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Date of Joke: Wednesday, 1st January

I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across themiddle of the road. I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, butunfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. Being asensitive man as well as an animal lover, I pulled over to the side ofthe road and got out to see what had became of the rabbit. Much to mydismay, the rabbit was dead. I felt so awful I began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw me crying on the side of the roadso she pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked me whatwas wrong.

I feel terrible, I explained. I accidently hit this rabbit and killedit.

The woman told me not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her cartrunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, deadrabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved his paw at usand hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turnedaround, waved at us again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned,waved and hopped another 50 feet.

I tell you, I was flabbergasted. I couldn't figure out what was in thewoman's spray can. So I ran over to her and asked, What was in yourspray can? What did you spray onto the rabbit?

The woman turned the can around so I could read it. It said:

Hare Spray - Restores life to dead hare - Adds permanent wave


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