An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is onlywilling to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. Afterseveral unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take outa personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who haslived his entire life in the Australian outback.

They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goesinto the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When shereturns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in themiddle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the roompiled in one corner.

What happened? she asks.

I've never been with a woman, he says, but if it's anythinglike a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!