Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. --Dave Platt

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they aresubtle and will piss on your computer. --BruceGraham

There is no snooze button on a cat who wantsbreakfast. --Unknown

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped asgods. Cats have never forgotten this. --Anonymous

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight catsto pull a sled through the snow. --Jeff Valdez

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. --English proverb

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. --Ellen Perry Berkeley

One cat just leads to another. --Ernest Hemmingway

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a messageand get back to you later. --Mary Bly

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they aresubject to a good many ailments, but I never heard ofone who suffered from insomnia. --Joseph Wood Krutch

People that hate cats, will come back as mice intheir next life. --Faith Resnick

There are many intelligent species in the universe.They are all owned by cats. --Anonymous

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. Thewisdom of cats is infinitely superior. --HippolyteTaine

No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my catsare there to welcome me. --Unknown

There are two means of refuge from the miseries oflife: music and cats. --Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. --Ernest Menaul

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they areGod.

Time spent with cats is never wasted. --Colette

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, andcruel. True, and they have many other fine qualitiesas well. --Missy Dizick

You will always be lucky if you know how to makefriends with strange cats. --Colonial Americanproverb

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never doesany harm to ask for what you want. --Joseph WoodKrutch

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic

My husband said it was either him or the cat ... Imiss him sometimes.

Dogs have owners....cats have a staff.