Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this bigdeep hole.

Wow...that looks deep. Sure does... toss a few pebbles in thereand see how deep it is.

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.

Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great bigrocks down there. Those should make a noise.

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into thehole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determinedlook on his face and says, Hey...over here in the weeds, there's arailroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT suckerin, it's GOTTA make some noise.

The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not asound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like thewind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running asfast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air andinto the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...

Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men andambles over.

Hey... you two guys seen my goat out here?

You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running likecrazy and just jumped into this hole!

Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat waschained to a railroad tie.