A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional.
The Doctor said It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helpd with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman.
No, said the rabbi. It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.
Wait, Said the engineer The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utterchoas?
And WHO created the chaos? said the lawyer.