A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, May I help you?

The farmer said, Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's. The attorney said, well do you have any grounds?

The farmer said, Yea, I got about 140 acres. The attorney said, No, you don't understand, do you have a case? The farmer said, No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere. The attorney said, No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?

The farmer said, Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere. The attorney said, No sir, I mean do you have a suit? The farmer said, Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.

The exasperated attorney said, Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything? The farmer said, No sir, we both get up about 4:30.

Finally, the attorney says, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE? And the farmer says, Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.