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Eating Grass

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Date of Joke: Saturday, 20th July

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousinewhen he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver tostop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men Why are youeating the grass? We don't have money for food, the poor man replied.

Oh, come along with me then, instructed the lawyer.

The man answered But sir, I have a wife and two children!

Bring them along replied the lawyer. The lawyer turn to the other man and said, Come with us.

But sir, I have a wife and six children? the second man answered.

Bring them as well! replied the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbedinto the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says Sir, you aretoo kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall.


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