Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, Is it true they're suing thecigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

Yes, Bubba, sure is true. Responded the lawyer.

And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat andclogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true misterlawyer?

Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?

Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' Can I sue Budwiser for all theugly women I've slept with ?