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Eighteen-Year-Old Italian Girl

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Date of Joke: Sunday, 18th January

An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished Englishman with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage...

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, You'll have sex with her again!


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