Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. Sid, asked Al, Are there any Jews in China?

I don't know, Sid replied. Why don't we ask the waiter?

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, Are there any Chinese Jews?

I don't know sir, let me ask, the waiter replied, and he went into thekitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, No, sir. No Chinese Jews.

Are you sure? Al asked.

I will check again, sir. the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, I cannot believe there are no Jews inChina. Our people are scattered everywhere.

When the waiter returned he said, Sir, no Chinese Jews.

Are you really sure? Al asked again. I cannot believe there are no ChineseJews.

Sir, I ask everyone, the waiter replied exasperated. We have Orange Jews,Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no Chinese Jews!