Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italianborder. The Italian Customs Officer stops them andtells them It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.

Vot do you mean it's illegal? asks the German driver.

Quattro meansa four replies the Italian official.

Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile theGermans retort unbelievingly. Look at ze dam papers:ze car is designed to karry 5 persons.

You canta pulla thata one on me! replies the Italiancustoms officer. Quattro meansa four. You have five-apeople ina your car and you are thereforea breakingthe law.

The German driver replies angrily, You idiot! Callyour zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone vizmore intelligence!

Sorry responds the Italian officer, He can'ta come.He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.