Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family andreads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.

To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land,and 1 million dollars.

To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar.

To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000.

And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that healthis better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp.