A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. Asthe head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said,Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?

Well, yes, but only once.
Once is all it takes he replied.


Then the torso came out and it was yellow.
Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?
Well, yes she said, but only once.

Once is all it takes, he said.
When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her ifshe had ever slept with an Indian.
Well, yes she said, but only once.
Once is all it takes, he said.

He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside downand slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry thewoman exclaimed Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!