During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.

Doctor, she replied shyly, I just can't undress in front of you.

All right, said the physician, I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through.

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?

Put them on the chair, on top of mine.