Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.said one doctor. Just last week, I told her to give apatient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. Shegave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearlydied on us!

The second doctor said, That's nothing. Earlier thisweek, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!The guy nearly exploded!

Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream fromdown the hall, Oh my gosh! said the first doctor, Ijust realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith'sboil!