A man decides to take the opportunity whilehis wife is away to paint the wooden toiletseat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected,sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.She is understandably distraught about thisand asks her husband to drive her to thedoctor.

She puts on a large overcoat so as to coverthe stuck seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man liftshis wife's coat to show their predicament.The man asks, Doctor, have you ever seenanything like this before?

Well, yes, the doctor replies, but neverframed.