A very proper man started going into theneighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after weekhe would come in with the same order.

One day the pharmacist felt he had to saysomething to the man. Wow! You must havethe stamina of a bull. Talk about gettinglucky! How on earth do you use that manycondoms a week?

The man looked at him in disgust and said,I beg your pardon, but I find the wholeidea of sex repulsive!

So, the pharmacist asked, then what doyou do with all those condoms?

The gentleman answered, I feed them tomy poodle and now she poops in littleplastic bags.