
After hearing that one of the patients in amental hospital had saved another from asuicide attempt by pulling him out of abathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer'sfile and called him into his office.
Mr. James, your records and your heroicbehaviour indicate that you're ready to gohome. I'm only sorry that the man you savedlater killed himself with a rope around theneck.
Oh, he didn't kill himself, Mr. Jamesreplied. I hung him up to dry.