A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.

What's the problem? the doctor inquired.

Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with theladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare themaway.

My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to workon your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and runto the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a goodperson, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it withreal conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing allaround you.

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of theoffice a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with thesame downtrodden expression on his face. Did my advice notwork? asked the doctor.

It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed someof the best moments in my life with the most fabulous lookingwomen.

So, what's your problem?

I don't have a problem, the man replied. My wife does.