You're in remarkable shape for a man your age, said the doctorto the ninety-year old man after the examination.

I know it, said the old gentleman. I've really got only onecomplaint-my sex drive is too high. Got anything you can do forthat, Doc?

The doctor's mouth dropped open. Your what?! he gasped.

My sex drive, said the old man. It's too high, and I'd like tohave you lower it if you can.

Lower it?! exclaimed the doctor, still unable to believe whatthe ninety-year old gentleman was saying. Just what do youconsider 'high'?

These days it seems like it's all in my head, Doc, said the oldman, and I'd like to have you lower it a couple of feet if youcan.