A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game.For weeks in advance, he coached his nutty patients to respond to hiscommands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled: Up nuts! And theinmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled: Down Nuts! And they all sat.After a home run he yelled: Cheer nuts! And they all broke intoapplause and cheers.

Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and ahot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riotin progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.

The assistant replied: Well...everything was fine until some vendorwalked by and yelled, `PEANUTS!'.