I had an appointment to see a urologist whoshared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was the size ofa small auditorium, and it was filled with patients.

I approached the desk and gave the receptionist -- a large, imposingwoman who looked like a wrestler. In a very loud voice she repeatedmy name, then said, Yes, I see your name here-----you want to see thedoctor about IMPOTENCE, right?

I was stunned, but recovered my composure sufficiently to reply in anequally loud voice, No, I've come to inquire about a sex changeoperation---and I'd like the same doctor who did yours!!