A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and wasexplaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, I'll install aspecial screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so itwill be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we'll just tightenthe screw a little,... and the wrinkles will disappear!

The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, GO FOR IT! The surgery was aresounding success, and the woman went home happy.

A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to herface and said, Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the helldid they come from?

The surgeon looked at her closely and said, Thosearen't BAGS under your eyes. Those are your breasts. And if you keepmessing around with that screw,... pretty soon you'll have a goatee!