The Wisdom of Youth

So young - yet so wise...

When your father or sister says "do these pants make me look fat?" never respond, cause most people would say the wrong answer.~Mike, Age 11

Never trust a dog to watch your food.~Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.~Matthew, Age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. ~Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.~Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.~Stephanie, Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.~Rosemary, Age 7

Don't flush the john when you dad's in the shower.~Lamar, Age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than 5 dollars when your parents are doing taxes.~Carol,Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom.~Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.~Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.~Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.~Michael, Age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.~Joel Age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.~Alyesha, Age 13

Never try to baptize a cat.~Laura, Age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster.~Scott, Age 11

Never do pranks at a police station.~Sam, Age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.~Rob, Age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.~Hank, Age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.~Molly, Age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.~Chelsey, Age 7

Stay away from prunes.~Randy, Age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.~Phillip, Age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing.~Cynthia, Age 8

Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house.~Joanne, Age 11