well this sounds so stupid but its no fake i swear by it.you have my word. well abou t a year ago i was on holiday visitin family in ireland, and on the 4th day me and my cousin went on a adventure into the hills and stuff, we knew how to get home and everything so it had no hint on stupidity,, however if i knew wat i would see i would no go back, i will never go to that spot again. anyway we walked some way thru the forest and everything and we came to a rocky hill. we climbed up it wasnt very high and sat on the top, were we decided to eat. as we were eatin i spotted somthing movin thru the woods. i fort nothin of it there were plenty of animals here but still watched it. as it came closer to emerging it was a shade of dark green, my mind began thinkin of green animals and thinkin of none watched eargerly, then it emerged a while away from us and to my astonishment it apeared to be a lepricorn! i pointed for my cousin and he too watched in awe. it walked with a suspicious limp and was mummblin somfin. we ran down the hill in pursuit and turnin a corner we were confronted by the lepricorn. it jumped at the sight of us and said in a german acccent 'bugger' before limpin off hurridly. my cousin picked up a rock and lobbed it at the small man, who was easiy 24inches, and the stone struck the lepricorn, who emited another 'bugger'. then in his anger he drew a strange wooden gun and shot clovers at us, one hit mein the butt and i still have a scar. the lepricorn then ran at my cousin and rammed his shin fractering it in 13 places.....13. the lepricorn then giglled and proceeded to strip off and attept to rape me. he did not succeed if it was due to my violent thrashins or the size of his willy i willl never no and do not wish to. so if u visit ireland beware of these german rapist lepricorns. they are bastards.(note im sure the irish ones are very nice) (note im not jus sayin that so the big irish men dont kill me.) thanks