okay i no this sounds fake but it still haunts me today. u dont have to beleive me but its true. it was a dark night.............. i was home alone and it was about 11pm on a friday 13th.(yes this is a coincidence). i was hungry...VeRyHuNgRy.....TEE EHEEE anyway i went to my kitchen to get some food from my refrigionating unit, but the door would not open. it was held shut by a unseen presence. shit i fort. then i needed to do a dump. not relevent. i came back and the only other place there was food was the bread bin or the friut bowl. but the bread bin vanished wen i approched it. a strange cackling echoed thru the old deserted mansion which was my house. o bugger i fort. so i strode toward the friut bowl and valiantly snatched a banana. i went back to the living room with the banana in hand. suddenly the banana leapt from my hand, cackling a lot. it landed on the table and reared up, then, in a voice which haunts me forever, it screamed 'you are a fat wanker! now im goin to haunt u evermore! tehe! and im goin to killl ur mum!' it leapt ou the window. i wen to bed and slept upon the nights events. wen i awoke i went to the livin room and switched the tv on, and sure enough the news was conveniently on and was conviently on the story of how my mum was dead. that bitch ofa banana. then the tv and walls started to leak blood. the end.......or is it? yes it is......probably....